Tuesday 10 November 2015

If I wrote parenting self help books...

1. Mummy doesn't want to be hit with a banana 
2. 'Yes, it's a willy' and other sentences you will say a million times a day
3. You don't need to throw that
4. Go the fuck to sleep... Please?
5. That book? Again?
6. Oh great, more washing!
7. Sleep is for the week
8. 'I miss my tits' and other patenting truths 
9. How to survive on no sleep and fool non-parents into believing you are listening 
10. How can I love you this much and not burst/how have I not had a breakdown? The duality of parenting

Book publishers, I am waiting

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