Sunday 14 August 2016

Planning a holiday with a toddler in 15 easy steps

1. Starts with a lovely idea : a bit of fun in the sun.
2. He will like a bit of swimming
3. Swimming will tire him out 
4. ... Then it's cocktail o'clock
5. What's the minimum age for the kids club?
6. He could look older, maybe add a fake moustache 
7. Two weeks to go, must do washing and ironing
8. One week to go, must do washing and ironing
9. Two days to go, they would just get creased in the suitcase anyway
10. Really can't be bothered to pack, hmm.. What's on YouTube, I can watch whilst I pack
11. Shit, it's been three hours and Zoella hadn't helped me in the slightest (rude!)
12. Why did I book a holiday again?
13. What a stupid time for a flight
14. Please don't cry/poo/run around on the plane 
15. Fuck it, shall we just stay home? 

3 comments:

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